AI Customer Communication
Answer calls, chats, and customer questions instantly - even after hours.
Imagine your business...
More growth. Less manual work.
From customer replies and bookings to reviews, social media, search visibility, and websites - we help your business stay responsive, visible, and consistent.
Answer calls, chats, and customer questions instantly - even after hours.
Book appointments, send reminders, and follow up with customers automatically.
Request reviews and respond publicly in your chosen tone of voice.
Generate and schedule tailored posts so your business stays visible.
Help customers find you across Google, maps, and AI-powered search.
Build clean, conversion-focused websites connected to your customer journey.
AI Mascots & Branded Video Content
From hilarious fictional personalities to lovable brand ambassadors, we create original AI mascots and bring them to life in entertaining videos and branded social content. Your own recurring character, with a distinctive look, personality and voice.
CommissionedGolf & Hospitality
An eccentric elderly golfer with strong opinions on every swing.
CommissionedMarketing Agency
A flamboyant pink flamingo with impeccable taste and zero patience for boring marketing.
CommissionedFitness & Gym
An over-the-top lightning-bolt fitness motivator with 80s hair, a whistle necklace and zero patience for excuses.
CommissionedMediterranean Grill
A jovial grill master with an upturned moustache who celebrates every skewer and takes offence at ketchup.
Test how Unplain could respond to customers, capture enquiries, guide bookings, and reduce manual work for your business.
See how customers could get instant answers to common questions.
Capture names, needs, contact details, and booking intent automatically.
Move enquiries from first question to appointment without manual chasing.
Keep control with clear handover when a real person is needed.

Live AI Receptionist Demo
Your staff can't always answer every call, especially when they're helping customers.
Our AI receptionists can answer enquiries, respond to common questions and capture potential customers while your team focuses on the people in front of them.
Now you can experience it yourself.
Call our AI receptionist, choose a business type and see how naturally it handles customer conversations. Try a hair salon, restaurant, clinic or car dealership. You can even ask to try another type of business.
No appointment needed. Example businesses and booking scenarios are simulated. Telephone charges may apply.
Press play to hear how different service businesses can answer enquiries, handle common questions and guide customers towards a booking.
Availability, pricing, booking questions
Room enquiries, guest questions, reservations
Treatment questions, appointments, follow-ups
For service businesses that need faster replies, stronger visibility, consistent follow-up, and smoother customer journeys.
We build practical AI-powered systems that help your business stay responsive, visible, and consistent - from first enquiry to booked appointment, review, follow-up, and repeat customer.
For businesses where every enquiry, review, and follow-up matters.
Clinics, salons, studios, consultants, and local service providers.
When each missed lead could mean meaningful lost revenue.
For teams that need more consistency without adding more manual work.
Start with one automation or build a full growth system around communication, bookings, reviews, social media, discoverability, and your website.
From €249/month
For chat, voice, booking, reminder, or follow-up automation.
Custom monthly quote
For businesses combining communication, reviews, social media, SEO/AEO, and website support.
From €499 one-time
Final setup depends on services, integrations, languages, and usage.
Prices exclude VAT. Usage-based costs may apply for telephony, SMS, AI usage, and third-party tools.
Real deployments. Measurable outcomes. Built to automate customer journeys, improve response speed, and recover missed opportunities.

€52k+ tracked sales from automated customer conversations
Messenger-to-CRM automation that responds instantly, captures leads, and follows up automatically.

€47k+ tracked sales with lower acquisition cost
Rebuilt inbound message journey to qualify faster and re-engage leads automatically.

Scaled AI support across chat + email while improving operational efficiency
AI-driven service transformation to increase automation coverage, reduce manual workload, and improve speed.
Hands-on, responsive, and genuinely invested in your growth.

Co-founder (AI Delivery & Automations)
Darren is a family man and hands-on builder of AI-driven customer journeys. He builds the systems behind it all - agents, automations, messaging flows, and operational logic that keep businesses responsive and organized. His work has produced strong, trackable retention results for hospitality and local services - turning conversations into repeat revenue.
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Co-founder (Strategy, Sales & Growth)
Tony is a family man and product-led revenue strategist focused on turning customer communication, visibility, and follow-up into measurable business growth. He leads business development, solution strategy, and the commercial plan - translating operational reality into offers clients actually buy. He's delivered large-scale automation impact and doubled value per person with AI.
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Everything you need to know before you start.
Unplain Media builds AI-powered systems that help service businesses automate customer communication, bookings, follow-ups, reviews, social media content, SEO/AEO discoverability, and websites.
Pick a time that suits you below and we’ll walk you through what we’d automate for your business.
30 minutes • Free • No obligation
Prefer email? Reach us at info@unplainmedia.com